Sunday, 26 June 2016
Independence Day Resurgence
Sunday, 19 June 2016
The Conjuring 2
The financial and critical success of 2013's 'The Conjuring' pretty much guaranteed that New Line Cinema would be backing a sequel. It's decades old list of influences that included Friedkin's The Exorcist, Rosenberg's The Amityville Horror, and Donner's The Omen ensured that both hardened horror fans and newer audience members would lap it up. After taking $137 million dollars at the box office, New Line gave the green light for a second installment, and the 'Conjuring 2' went into production.
Treading very safe waters, the film uses the infamous story of the Enfield poltergeist as it's backdrop. Original leads Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson return as parapsychologists Ed and Lorraine, brought in to investigate claims from a family in Enfield, London that their house is haunted. You would think that with James Wan returning as director, good plot foundations, and leads that have excellent on-screen chemistry, it would be very difficult to make anything that audiences wouldn't happily pay to see...
Wan returning as director was hardly surprising considering his already successful back catalogue of modern horror films. This is, after all the guy behind the original Saw and 2010's box office success Insidious. His talent lies vry much in suspenseful camerawork, and Wan is a modern master of drawing out the jump scare with long, extended shots of footsteps creeping along creaking floor boards, or peering very slowly through doors that are ever so slightly ajar. More often than not, he will fool the audience into a false sense of security with anti climatic imagery and then hurl the intended part of the scene at them like a bullet out of a gun. This is what Wan does best, and he knows that for modern horror to be a success, the 'jump scare' has to keep audiences guessing until the very last second of the scene.
Being a haunted house movie, 'Conjuring 2' has these scenes a plenty, so naturally, it has a very broad spectrum of appeal that will keep the generic film goer happy. If like me however, you're a seasoned horror fan you may well find yourself very quickly becoming bored of the same old cliches time and time again. The slamming doors, the demonic possessed child, the furniture unpredictably flying across the room. Yep, they're all in here, and it's almost like James Wan had a toolbox of cliches he had to shoehorn into the film before he could call it a day. Those who've seen his previous films will also know that he's famous for creating characters that more often than not transcend the original film they featured in. Think how in the original 'Conjuring', the Annabelle doll was given it's own spin off. Perhaps most famous of all is Wan's self confessed creation Billy the Puppet from 'Saw' back in 2004 which almost became as iconic as Freddy Krueger and Jason Vorhees. In 'Conjuring 2', Wan attempts to create another iconic creature that clearly has influences in his Saw trilogy but ends up looking like a jokey parody of Billy the Puppet and Marylin Manson. I was personally very disappointed with this aspect of the film, and expected a lot better from the guy who bought me the original Insidious.
The cast largely do a great job with an above average script that fortunately doesn't feature too heavily on the 'up the apples and pears' Cockney stereotype; albeit a soundtrack that is chock full of late 70's mainstream pop. Special consideration has to be given to young actress Madison Wolfe who brings both equal amounts of menace and melancholy to the character of Janet Hodgson. One only has to look at how child actor Noah Wiseman's ear achingly annoying Samuel in 2014's The Babadook can make or break a movie, but fortunately Wolfe's portrayal of the cliched demonic child is aeons less irritating than the aforementioned.
'Conjuring 2' is meat and potatoes main stream horror. If you're a main stream audience member, you won't be disappointed and more than likely come out of it feeling satisfied with Wan's sequel. More hardened horror fans won't find it anywhere near as fresh as It Follows, and far less atmospheric than Jennifer Kent's crowd funded Babadook. That's not to say they won't enjoy it, they just won't find anything memorable, being choc full of cliches and things they have seen a million times before.
Three stars, which becomes 3.5 if you're mainstream.
Saturday, 2 April 2016
Batman v Superman, Dawn of Justice
Tuesday, 22 December 2015
Star Wars The Force Awakens
The trailers for 'Force Awakens' have been doing the rounds since Easter, and as much as I liked them, I remember back in the 90's feeling positive when the I first saw the pod race trailer for 'The Phantom Menace'. Star Wars fans will openly admit that nothing quite prepared them for the sense of crushing dissapointment when the opening credits rolled, and Lucas started talking about taxes, galactic politics, and the rest is history.
The other two prequels had their moments, but with cringe worthy scripts, way too much cgi, and some very poor casting choices, none of them even came close to matching the cinematic presence of the original trilogy back in the 70's and 80's.
After feeling so massively let down, I went to see 'Force Awakens' with an 'expect the worst, but hope for best' approach. As good as the trailers were, they looked like a retread of the best bits from Lucas's originals. Although this what fans would like, I wanted the same emotional resonance, but a new story accompanying it. I thought the film warranted Star City's Gold Class, so I paid £18 to see it with unlimited free popcorn and a reclining leather chair. Was it worth the entrance fee? Hell yes, and them some more.
You know your in safe hands the moments the opening credits roll and there ain't a single mention of politics or any sort of interplanetary tax rebate. The Empire is no more, but in it's place is the First Order. They have the same ambitions as the Empire, but the resistance are as always, out to stop them. Its meat and potatoes Star Wars plot, and the sense of relief you get the moment you see Abrams has gone back to basics is overwhelming.
So why does it work? What makes it so much better than the prequels?
I never thought Hayden Christiansen was up to much, and a very bad choice for such a pivotal role as the guy who became Darth Vader. In contrast, Daisy Ridley's Rey is a triumph of the highest order. She clearly put her heart and soul into the role, and makes the character her own. Ridley is supported by John Boyeger's Finn, who as well as giving an excellent peformance, provides the audience with the comic relief that was so painfully lacking from the prequels.
By the way, incase you're wondering about BB-8, it's the new R2-D2, hands down. I never thought I'd say a magnetic ball could also provide the audience with comic relief but it does.
'Force Awakens' works because it ticks all the right Star Wars boxes, and provides the fans with everything they want from a new Star Wars at the same time giving them characters that can carry the weight of the franchise forward. The older generation will be very happy to see Han Solo, Leia, and Chewacca back on the silver screen together in sets reminiscent of the original, and the quality of the performances from two leads reassures us that JJ Abrams has taken us in the right direction. Supported by John William's epic score, it's hard to believe the same guy who gave us 'The Empire Strikes back' also gave us 'The Phantom Menace'.
Putting my film critics hat on, there's a couple of things I must draw attention to because it comes with the territory. I personally felt Kylo Ren had nowhere near the stage presence Prowse's Darth Vader had in any of the originals. Perhaps it's intentional, or perhaps it's because he's such and iconic villian, the boots were just too big to fill. Also, if you wanted to nit pick you could say they've clearly rehashed classic scenes from the originals and put them all in one film. Endor, Hoth, the Death Star. Tatooine, the final scene in 'Empire', the Cantina scene. They're all in there.
It makes you wonder where Abrams can go if he directs the next one
As a stand alone entity though, 'The Force Awakens' is everything you could possibly hope for as a Star Wars fan. It show how utterly shit the prequels were. The characters Abrams introduces leaves you wanting more.
A solid five stars. Easily. Go pay the money and see it.
Monday, 21 September 2015
Legend, guest reviewed by Cara Clarke
Saturday, 1 August 2015
Antman
Sunday, 12 July 2015
Terminator Genisys (and Silk Route Dudley)
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*contains spoilers*
When I first saw the trailer for this on line, they showed a grey haired, wrinkled Arnie jumping out of a helicopter shouting 'I'll be back'. I remember at the time sitting there thinking that Arnie looked WAY to old to play the character, and this film had unintentional ridiculous parody written all over it. As a completest, I was willing to suspend disbelief and throw caution to the wind (in the absence of anything else to watch to be honest) and we eventually caught up with this movie two weeks after release last night.
Since his political career ended in 2011, Schwarzenegger's films have all been disappointing, and there was no reason to suggest that 'Genisys' would be any different. I walked into the Dudley Showcase after somewhat over indulging on Chinese buffet (more of that later) expecting the worst, but really, really hoping for something a bit better. My main concern was the overly complicated plot, which I had read about on several websites prior to watching the film. Time travel is a theme central to the plot of the 'Terminator' franchise, and it can be done well, or made ridiculously complicated. Here goes....
The film opens in 2029, JUST prior to 'bad' Arnie being sent back to 1984 in the first movie. We are given a brief explanation as to why this happens, then Kyle Reese (played by relatively unknown plastic actor Jai Courtney) goes back to 1984, cue the plot of the first Terminator. Follow me so far?
Once in 1984, writers Laeta Kalogridis and Patrick Lussier literally throw the plot line of the Terminator franchise out of the window and start again. We are immediately introduced to Emilia Clarke's already half-Rambo and way too young looking Sarah Connor, instantly disregarding a core plot line of the original whereby in 1984 Linda Hamilton was a naive cafe waitress. Somehow (and this was a major annoyance for me) a T-1000 model is chasing after Kyle Reese in this time line, and to top it all off, a grey haired (but convincing) T-800 Arnie is ALREADY there, waiting for an impressively CGI rendered young Schwarzenegger from the original.
Have I lost you yet?
Clarke, Courtney and Schwarzenegger then go forward in time to 2017, in an attempt to prevent the launch of 'Genisys', a mobile app that transcends all platforms and is ultimately the beta version of what eventually becomes Skynet. In this time line however, John Connor (played by even more yawn inducing Jason Clarke) is the bad guy, sent back from 2027 by Matt Smith (yep, you read that right, Dr Who) to stop them from taking down the Genisys servers.
It's no exaggeration to say this this film completely and utterly disregards the continuity of the first two films (even the third), and that was my biggest bugbear. Audiences fresh to the franchise will have no problem with it, because as a stand alone plot, it just about works, and makes sense. When you try and tie it together with the original though, or Cameron's infinitely superior 'Judgement Day', it just makes no sense whatsoever. There are plot holes a plenty, characters are given a completely new persona, and you can't help but think they they should have kept the time line constant. Instead, audiences get a muddled, 'Back to the Future II' type storyline that leaves you scratching your head instead of sitting back and enjoying the spectacle like you should be.
Thankfully, Schwarzenegger saves 'Genisys' from being a complete and utter turkey. He is great in the role that he was ultimately born to play, and provides some much needed comedic moments that distract from the confusing plot and wooden acting by the other two leads. If there's one thing that's remained constant throughout these films, it's him, and audiences will be satisfied with the performance he gives. The 'flesh that ages' over a metal exoskeleton does work, even though I never thought I would get on board with it, and it is Schwarzenegger's performance that is the most memorable thing about the movie.
It would be unfair to recommend this film purely based on the quality of one performance though, as several other aspects of it are lacking other than the plot. Robert Patrick's liquid metal Terminator was done nearly 25 years ago now. Back then, it was cutting edge CGI, but now it's nothing you haven't seen a million times before. You would have thought the writers could have come up with something a bit more menacing given 25 years to think about it, and it's usage as a recurring special effect feels lazy and unimaginative. The action set pieces are also instantly forgettable in much the same vein, especially when you have the like of Vin Diesel's 'Fast and the Furious' franchise setting such a high bar to compete with.
Would I recommend this film? For the Schwarzenegger completest, yes. For the rest of us, Arnie is back in the role we all know and love him in, alas he is easily the best thing about a mediocre movie that has limp characters we don't really care for, sub-par special effects, and actions sequences that pale into insignificance when compared to those in Cameron's 'Judgement Day'.
A disappointing, but hardly surprising two stars.
Before I sign off, I just wanted to mention the Silk Route restaurant we went to prior to watching the film. From Wikipedia:
'Silk Route is an ancient network of trade and cultural transmission routes that were central to cultural interaction through regions of the Asian continent connecting the West and East by merchants, pilgrims, monks, soldiers, nomads, and urban dwellers from China and India to the Mediterranean Sea during various periods of time'
As you would expect, the two main cuisines on offer are Indian and Chinese. There's a bit of UK food for those with weaker pallets, and some puddings for those of you can't finish off a meal without a spike of insulin.
Food quality is very good, and the variation is there, which is a bonus. Service is excellent, your old plate is always whipped away before you get back to your table with the next one, and the staff are friendly. Location-wise, it's only by Dudley port, so not a million miles away from those of us who live in West Brom. We got it on Groupon, but I'm not entirely sure if the offer is still up.
A highly recommended four stars (would have been five if there were more prawn dishes on offer.
Sunday, 28 June 2015
Jurassic World
So how does the movie compare to the now iconic original?
There's been a lot of water under the bridge since early nineties cinema. Audiences are familiar to computer generated imagery, almost to the point of saturation. It's no longer the spectacle it was back when the original was released, and herein lies the problem. How do you meet modern audience expectations when the original broke the mould, and set an almost unsurpassable 'wow factor'.
The answer is ultimately, you can't. All that director Colin Trevorrow could do (and has done) is make everything bigger, louder, faster, and just crank up the spectacle as far as modern CGI techniques allow him to. There's giant crocodile-like Mosasaur in an unbelievably deep man made aquatic feature. There's a huge pterodactyl cage. The Indominus Rex is bigger (and louder) than the centre piece T-Rex of the original. This time round, instead of a relatively small cast and in enclosed set pieces, the whole of Isla Nublar is open to thousands of swarming crowds. Everything about 'Jurassic World' is more, more, more.
Sadly, this extra style does not equate to extra substance. The CGI and animatronics honestly haven't really changed much since the 1993 original. The dinosaurs don't look 20 years more convincing than they did in 'Park' mainly because they already looked fairly good to begin. That's not to say they look fake, they just don't look any more real than they did before. The two leads do a relatively good job with the scripts that they are given; in particular Chris Pratt, who is rapidly becoming the new Harrison Ford. I was glad to see Dallas Howard's overly confident operations manager gain a bit of humanity in the latter half of the movie, and the chemistry between them is believable (but only just).
One thing to note. This is a LOT grizzlier than any of it's three prequels. In line with Trevorrow's philosophy that more is better, the body count has been stepped up ten fold. There was a couple next to me who's noticeably agitated child was clearly scared during the films darker moments. It just about scrapes it's 12A certificate. Cara wanted made me delay publishing this review until she could write a footnote.
As far as spectacle goes, it does the job. Substance wise, it could have been better.
3.5 stars.
Footnote.
Sunday, 21 June 2015
Spy. Guest reviewed Cara Clarke :)




Melissa McCarthy plays desk-bound intelligence officer Susan Cooper; she is to Spy’s Jude Law what Chloe is to Jack in the brilliant series 24. Being office-based, McCarthy’s identity is unknown to the ‘baddies’, so she is sent into the field as an active agent. I won’t drop any plot spoilers, but as expected, in the end everything works out fine and dandy.
McCarthy has the lead role with a likeable character. Her facial expressions are amusing, she plays the more tender scenes honestly, and her action sequences are believable. She is a good actress and I’ll follow her career with interest. However, it is Jason Statham who steals the show. He plays an old-school spy and - surprisingly - handles a comedy performance well. In essence, his role is a parody of Statham’s tough guy image and pokes fun at himself. Miranda Hart pops up throughout the film as McCarthy’s goofy buddy. I am a big fan of Hart, but here I felt she was the weak link in the chain. Her character wasn’t integral to the plot and didn’t generate as many laughs as the others. Also, I felt slightly distracted watching her – my eyes were constantly drawn to her hair. Her thin, whispy locks have suddenly become luscious and thick. A wig, I wonder? The new hairstyle is probably part of the same game plan as her recent weight loss – a makeover to help crack America.
Cast discussion aside, the film itself is actually pretty funny. The script is witty and the story moves along at a brisk pace. I laughed out loud several times, as did everyone in the auditorium. It is directed by Paul Feig who also directed McCarthy in ‘Bridesmaids’ a few years ago. Having seen both films I could see similar themes: the female lead, the type of humour and the constant dropping of F-bombs. Despite these similarities, unlike ‘Bridesmaids’, ‘Spy’ is definitely not a chick flick. At times the plot seems a little convoluted as the multiple layers of undercover double agents become almost absurd. It’s worth remembering that this isn’t a film you watch for the plot, you watch it for the jokes, and in this respect it does not disappoint. I’d happily visit the cinema to watch a sequel of this.
Wednesday, 17 June 2015
Mad Max, Fury Road
Saturday, 30 May 2015
Fast & Furious 7
Most of you will have seen this by now, but I only caught up with it last night on a trip to Dudley Showcase. For those that haven't seen it yet, here goes...
The Fast and the Furious movies are a strange breed. They started out on an epic high, then Vin Diesel left the franchise to work on his Riddick character and boycotted the sequel. They then got progressively worse, he gave up on Riddick, came back, and they gradually got better over time. I honestly can't think of a franchise that has behaved the same way at the box office. If you can think of something, post in the comments below.
"Fast 7" plays out in a very similar vein to the last three films of the franchise. The street racing theme that was central to the plot of the three movies is put on the back burner, and replaced with an "Ocean's Eleven" esque heist storyline that has far wider audience appeal. The plot (if you can call it that) focuses on Diesel's Dominic Toretto character and his crew being pursued around the globe by a very angry Jason Stathan out to avenge the death of his brother in "Fast 6". In conjunction, they are tasked with obtaining an object that allows public surveillance on a global scale by a unbelievably haggered looking Kurt Russel. Trust me, his jowls give Ian McKellen's a run for their money.
I'll be honest, the script and dialogue go off the naffness scale and then some. We're not in George Lucas territory here, or anywhere near as bad as the recent "Fifty Shades", but it's noticably worse than in previous films. Hollywood one liners rapildly become the rule rather than than the exception, and Vin Diesel should be made aware that it's not something he can pull off along the likes of Stallone and Schwarzenegger. Less of it, please.
It's not the script and, nor the quality of the acting that draws audiences to the Fast franchise though. The CGI and stuntwork are, as ever, breathtaking. The movies push the boundries further with every installment, and set the standard for what audiences come to expect from a moden day action movie. "Fast 7" also reminds the audience about it's roots, and without wanting to give away any spoilers, has an exceptional chase sequence very reminiscent of the first move. It does make you wonder however, how they can raise the bar should they make another one.
Aside from the poor script (which lets be honest, most of the target audience won't care about), Gal Gadot is sorely missed as eye candy for the males, and I felt the closing act in Los Angeles didn't have the same dramatic effect as the plane taking off set piece in "Fast 6". Many people will disagree though, no doubt.
Nit picking aside, "Fast 7" does what it says on the tin. It maintains the high standard of stuntwork set by the previous three movies, and gives the audience what they expect from the franchise. Roll on the next one in New York (spoiler alert)
A satisfying 4 stars.
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